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pets (including

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But be careful, some of you may not be able to handle the mind-blowing content contained on these pages. Link with care!!

My Awesome Seinfeld page. Featuring sound files, graphics, and all kinds of other cool stuff from America's favorite show!!!
The Simpson's Shrine. The COOLEST Simpson's page on the Internet.
***Now includes a sound file with every single "D'oh" Homer has ever uttered...homer.wav [23.4 Meg].
The Ultimate PULP FICTION Library. Now with more sounds, pictures, and quotes than ever.
***NEW*** A Quicktime movie of PULP FICTION. That's right, the entire movie!!! --- pulp_fiction.mov [4,570 Meg]
X-Files for X-Philes. More graphics, sounds, and episode guides (even some guides for episodes that don't exist!!) than those other so-called X-Files sites. Includes nude pictures of both Muldur and Sculley.
The Jim Carrey Worship Home Page. Are you ready for my page about Jim Carrey?!?!?! Well, get to it! Alllll-righty then!!!
BoobWire-The Pamela Lee Home Page. The sexiest, nudest, dirtiest, most outrageous pictures of Pamela Lee on the Internet. If you are under 18, you've probably already seen these pics so you should go somewhere else.
Star Trek: Voyage to the Next Generation of Deep Web Space. My favorite Star Trek Home Page on the Internet, especially since it's mine! All sorts of sounds, sites, and graphics. Also houses scripts of ALL the past movies and shows, including the next two movies and the next three seasons of Voyager and DS9!!!
The Chicago Bulls Official Unofficial Home Page. The Bulls just won the Championship. Check out pics, sounds, and movies of the best team ever!!
Jason's SuperCOOL Guide to HTML! As you can see from this Home Page, I know a lot about HTML and the World Wide Web. So, I wrote this little guide to Web Page Authoring. After a few hours studying this guide, you should be as proficient as I am at HTML. You might even get into the the HTML Writer's Guild, just like me!!!

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The Cool Site of the Day. These guys have yet to feature my COOL SITE (what's wrong with them....mail me

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Calvin and Hobbes Until I get my Cool-Ass Calvin and Hobbes Page up, I'll send you to this, slightly less cool C&H Page.

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